Hi Howard! I don't like cats either. Don't you look like a big, fierce man.

Speaking of the issues, I love Dean brand ice cream. Wanna know my favorite flavor? It's Moose Tracks! After that, I like Strawberry. And Mint Chocolate Chip! And Pistachio! And Mackinac Island Fudge! And...

I mean, if Cindy had used a different font and centered all the text, you know, maybe... But this way? I'm a little turned off.

Is this an abbreviated derivation of "Thanks for coming, here's a mint" or an ill-advised spinoff of "Thanks a million"? Either way, the mint wasn't that good. WTF?