By Annie Barrett. Annie Barrett is a graduate student and writer living in New York City. Annie Barrett's iPod

Anyone who has a life might not recognize the guy on the left, who sells Focus Factor pills on late night cable infomercials.

Still, his resemblance to Senator John Edwards (D-Who cares?) is noteworthy. Maybe with enough "brain function support" pills, you just end up looking like this.



You're only able to access your exes ... and their exes ... and three exes removed from that. Testimonials are just complete bitch-outs. The Gallery consists solely of playas and hos, ready to snatch signficiant others away. Instead of "[X] is your friend," now it's "[X] is that nasty slut you'll hate forever." Happy hunting!

"Hmm. What should we sell here?"



I don't know either.

© 2004 Annie Barrett and Diminishing Returns.


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