6 pm - There's a theme at work here. What is it?

There are a few things I've been meaning to write about for awhile now.

--I wish people would just say what they mean.

--Sometimes, when no one else is around, I find myself thinking that hipsters are cute. They're so small, and skinny, and colorful. They're like Colorforms. I loved those things. We interllectual snobsters just have trouble admitting to ourselves that hipsters are the most creative people in this city.

--I think I should become a more healthy eater, so I'm turning vegan. No more candy! And thank god no more cheese. Cheese is just nasty, especially when it's smothered over nachos.

--Why does everyone keep hating on Ryan Seacrest? I think he's kind of cool. Just a normal guy, trying to get by in a Hollywood that doesn't give him nearly the attention he deserves. We should stop making fun of him, because who are we? We're not better than him.

--You people who download music illegally need to stop doing that, because it's wrong.

--People who watch The Biggest Loser are despicable human beings. It is morally corrupt, and not an amazing amount of fun, to watch obese people swim across Olympic-sized swimming pools while towing their goal weight in gold. This is not even a humorous concept. I am visualizing this activity in my mind, right now, and not even cracking a smile. It's just wrong. As a sidenote, Caroline Rhea looks super-cute in a plaid, pastel poncho next to multiple bushels of baguettes.

--Uptown Manhattan is awesome. I should hang out there more. So many fun bars, restaurants, and the people! Ah, the people. It's a wonderful neighborhood.

--McDonald's has mozzarella sticks now, and I for one think that's gross. I've definitely never ordered them in the two-story branch on W. 44th and 8th Avenue.

--iPods are overrated. I'm not obsessed with mine, and it's sick if you are with yours. Get a fucking life.

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