Baked Bear

What's so funny, Baked Bear? This silly one is always giggling for some reason!

Mission: To live more meaningfully, man.

Special Features: When Baked Bear gets going, a light bulb magically appears next to his head. You wouldn't believe some of the amazing shit he can come up with!

Friends: Bong Bear, Cheetos Bear, Bedtime Bear, Paranoia Bear, That '70s Bear, Belly Bear, Phish Food Bear, Not Fried Bear, The Matrix Bear, Dreadlocks Bear.

Customer Feedback: "Dude." ... "What?"
--Lester, age 8

Price: $50 per eighth ounce