Belly Bear

Get (your hand) lost in a Belly Bear!

Mission: To die young.

Special Features: Stainless steel love handles make a "clackety clack" sound when cranked! Comes with a small order of fries and toy of your choice.

Friends: Liposuction Bear, Neon-Colored Tracksuit Bear, Cholesterol Bear, Pastrami Bear, Pre-Subway Challenge Jared Bear, Junk in the Trunk Bear, Back That Ass Up Bear.

Customer Feedback: "Just because Belly Bear's fat rolls ooze out from places I didn't know existed and often trap my gum, jewelry, and writing utensils doesn't mean he isn't beautiful." --Claire, age 9

Price: $3.49. Can be supersized for only 39¢!