Bipolar Bear

Looking for a seemingly cuddly mound of fur that will love you back half the time? Bipolar Bear is sort of for you. No it's not. Yes, it is.

Mission: To fuck with you.

Special Features: Terror Bears Little Domestic Violence Slugger® baseball bat, electronic battery/mood indicator (works occasionally), only one ear (oops).

Friends: Zoloft Bear, Bear Interrupted, Depressed Walrus, Schizophrenia Bear, Ambivalent Bear, Energizer Bunny.

Customer Feedback: "I think I picked the wrong bear. But that's okay. I think. YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" --Emily, age 5

Price: varies