Botox Bear

Botox Bear doesn't settle for less... than a 20-year difference between apparent age and actual age!

Mission: To eternally corrupt primetime TV.

Special Features: Unlimited plastic surgery funds (provided by MTV), Terror Bears Post-Op Wipes® (for unexpected leakage).

Friends: Boob Job Bear, Crest Whitestrips Bear, Nip Bear, Tuck Bear, This Country Is Going Straight To Hell Bear, The Swan.

Customer Feedback: "I am not happy. Botox Bear was made before my most recent injection." --Joan Rivers, age defying

Price: $400 for each area touched